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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 10:51am

    so fake. Not only is the line from 40yr old virgin, but you can't text from 212 numbers lol.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 11:09pm

    yeah i saw that one in 40 year old virgin.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 2:01am

    this is totally forty year old virgin spam... delete this shit!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 10:44pm

    that gag reflex can sneak up on you...

  • 92 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 11:33am

    Who gives a shit? It's funny!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:16am

    perhaps this situation appeared in a movie because it DOES happen. and yes, i did let her finish...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 4:05pm

    this girl is a fucking champion! marry her!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 2:09pm

    Best part is, a female sent this text.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 8:33am

    dude, maybe the person who recieved the text and shared it here never saw the movie. Anybody think aboot that?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:28am

    i once said that.. horrible night haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 3:31pm

    no, it's not funny. it's a waste of everyone's time. if we wanted to read movie quotes we'd go to fucking imdb.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 12:19am

    You said yes, right?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 3:19am

    i didn't submit this text, but it's definitely happened to me before... only she still wanted to kiss me... which i'd say is even worse.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 7:55am

    all you retards that get pissed when somebody texts a movie quote to a buddy, CHILL!! We all know it's a quote, it's still funny.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:54pm

    you can't text from 212 numbers? Where the fuck did you learn that one....idiot

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:10am

    1st, clean your shit up. 2nd, brush your fucking teeth. 3rd, of course I want you to finish! Hurry the fuck up before I lose my buzz!