There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
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10:30, Im a hermaphrodite so I pee sitting down and standing up, depends on my mood.
nothin wrong with sideburns lady, id jizz all over them mutton chops
I love this website. I truly do.
yeah 8:02 has a good point.
That's a him shit man-bitch.
A him shit man-bitch.
hahahahahahahahahahaha.....just died laughing
I don't know what's more upsetting: that I know a girl with sideburns, or that there's potentially more than one of them roaming around in the 919 area. Shit, man.
probably not actually a girl.
god loving getting shot in the face with a load
Listen...chicks with sideburns are insecure about them. Insecure = great in the sack. 1st hand knowlege ;)
haha something me and my friends would do.
i'm from north carolina and i'm not like that. sadly i have an idea who submitted this text. and by default i would know who it was about. i'm just glad i live in another state and don't have to deal with these specific people. although i miss the south a lot
id still jizz all over the facial hair
I just spit out water laughing @8:04... i've done that to one of my buddies. He was super pissed, and I still laugh at him and constantly bring it up. Best thing.... she called him haha
8:22, why the fuck are you boning chicks with sideburns?
8:22. I love insecure chicks with facial hair. Wow, you must be really depserate, do you pay for it too
not if its a hot load
What's the opposite of wingman?
loads are always warm, DUH
thats just a cold thing to do
:) you guys are nasty... jizz on her face.
And the worst friend award goes to...
facial hair is on the face
ha, this one's funnny (:
this WOULD be in north carolina.
@ 8:21...there probably isn't more than one...
8:38 ... do u pee sitting down?
durham (the only 919 where you will find this) has a lot more to offer than ladies with sideburns. just hit up any walmart south of braggtown!