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  • 76 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:21am

    I don't know what's more upsetting: that I know a girl with sideburns, or that there's potentially more than one of them roaming around in the 919 area. Shit, man.

  • 72 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:14pm

    yeah 8:02 has a good point.

  • 73 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:21am

    haha something me and my friends would do.

  • 71 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:14am

    I love this website. I truly do.

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:45am

    10:30, Im a hermaphrodite so I pee sitting down and standing up, depends on my mood.

  • 59 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:12am

    And the worst friend award goes to...

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:22am

    Listen...chicks with sideburns are insecure about them. Insecure = great in the sack. 1st hand knowlege ;)

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:41pm

    That's a him shit man-bitch. I repeat, A him shit man-bitch. It's obvious.

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:28pm

    this WOULD be in north carolina.

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:38pm

    i'm from north carolina and i'm not like that. sadly i have an idea who submitted this text. and by default i would know who it was about. i'm just glad i live in another state and don't have to deal with these specific people. although i miss the south a lot

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:53pm

    hahahahahahahahahahaha.....just died laughing

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:38am

    8:22. I love insecure chicks with facial hair. Wow, you must be really depserate, do you pay for it too

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:23pm

    I just spit out water laughing @8:04... i've done that to one of my buddies. He was super pissed, and I still laugh at him and constantly bring it up. Best thing.... she called him haha

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:49am

    8:22, why the fuck are you boning chicks with sideburns?

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:00pm

    probably not actually a girl.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:26pm

    :) you guys are nasty... jizz on her face.

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:40pm

    not if its a hot load

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:37pm

    thats just a cold thing to do

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:00pm

    nothin wrong with sideburns lady, id jizz all over them mutton chops

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:02pm

    id still jizz all over the facial hair

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:53pm

    loads are always warm, DUH

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:29pm

    god loving getting shot in the face with a load

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:27pm

    facial hair is on the face

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:25pm

    ha, this one's funnny (:

  • 48 52
    Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Sep 23, 10 at 5:13pm

    What's the opposite of wingman?

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:30am

    8:38 ... do u pee sitting down?

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:08pm

    @ 8:21...there probably isn't more than one...

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:25pm

    durham (the only 919 where you will find this) has a lot more to offer than ladies with sideburns. just hit up any walmart south of braggtown!