There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
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10:30, Im a hermaphrodite so I pee sitting down and standing up, depends on my mood.
nothin wrong with sideburns lady, id jizz all over them mutton chops
I love this website. I truly do.
hahahahahahahahahahaha.....just died laughing
That's a him shit man-bitch.
A him shit man-bitch.
yeah 8:02 has a good point.
haha something me and my friends would do.
I don't know what's more upsetting: that I know a girl with sideburns, or that there's potentially more than one of them roaming around in the 919 area. Shit, man.
probably not actually a girl.
Listen...chicks with sideburns are insecure about them. Insecure = great in the sack. 1st hand knowlege ;)
I just spit out water laughing @8:04... i've done that to one of my buddies. He was super pissed, and I still laugh at him and constantly bring it up. Best thing.... she called him haha
id still jizz all over the facial hair
i'm from north carolina and i'm not like that. sadly i have an idea who submitted this text. and by default i would know who it was about. i'm just glad i live in another state and don't have to deal with these specific people. although i miss the south a lot
8:22, why the fuck are you boning chicks with sideburns?
not if its a hot load
What's the opposite of wingman?
8:22. I love insecure chicks with facial hair. Wow, you must be really depserate, do you pay for it too
god loving getting shot in the face with a load
:) you guys are nasty... jizz on her face.
thats just a cold thing to do
loads are always warm, DUH
facial hair is on the face
ha, this one's funnny (:
And the worst friend award goes to...
this WOULD be in north carolina.
8:38 ... do u pee sitting down?
@ 8:21...there probably isn't more than one...
durham (the only 919 where you will find this) has a lot more to offer than ladies with sideburns. just hit up any walmart south of braggtown!