There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
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10:30, Im a hermaphrodite so I pee sitting down and standing up, depends on my mood.
nothin wrong with sideburns lady, id jizz all over them mutton chops
I love this website. I truly do.
hahahahahahahahahahaha.....just died laughing
yeah 8:02 has a good point.
That's a him shit man-bitch.
A him shit man-bitch.
probably not actually a girl.
I don't know what's more upsetting: that I know a girl with sideburns, or that there's potentially more than one of them roaming around in the 919 area. Shit, man.
haha something me and my friends would do.
Listen...chicks with sideburns are insecure about them. Insecure = great in the sack. 1st hand knowlege ;)
I just spit out water laughing @8:04... i've done that to one of my buddies. He was super pissed, and I still laugh at him and constantly bring it up. Best thing.... she called him haha
id still jizz all over the facial hair
8:22, why the fuck are you boning chicks with sideburns?
8:22. I love insecure chicks with facial hair. Wow, you must be really depserate, do you pay for it too
i'm from north carolina and i'm not like that. sadly i have an idea who submitted this text. and by default i would know who it was about. i'm just glad i live in another state and don't have to deal with these specific people. although i miss the south a lot
god loving getting shot in the face with a load
What's the opposite of wingman?
not if its a hot load
:) you guys are nasty... jizz on her face.
thats just a cold thing to do
loads are always warm, DUH
ha, this one's funnny (:
facial hair is on the face
And the worst friend award goes to...
this WOULD be in north carolina.
@ 8:21...there probably isn't more than one...
8:38 ... do u pee sitting down?
durham (the only 919 where you will find this) has a lot more to offer than ladies with sideburns. just hit up any walmart south of braggtown!