Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
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11:31 He also wants men to take it in the butt. Prostate stimulation FTW.
Christian girls aren't stupid and don't have low IQs. I know about 10 that are good looking and were valedictorian of their class.
9:36 I concur.
Just because you are a douche and she gave you some bullshit story about her religion...just makes you a fuckin moron for falling for it. Southern girls ftw
You guys have it a little wrong. Not ALL southern Christian girls are stupid and not all of them get pregnant. It's a stupid stereotype. And why not act a little moral? It hasn't hurt anybody but incredibly horny and selfish boys.
Tell her that your dick is the Devil and her pussy is Hell and you must send the Devil back to Hell. As many times as it takes until he can no longer rear his purple head.
the Mason Dixon line
"Down south" geographically or anatomically.
A problem down south as in her pants, the southern region of the US, or both? And I agree with 11:20, ewww
southern girls are the best kind of girls out there. you just arent man enough to handle us.
jesus: the ultimate cock-blocker
Oh lord fuck me, yes jeez baby, holy cunt, fuck ma pussy.
that just means its gonna take a little longer to get her pants off, some like a challenge
How much faith? There's a fair number of christians that they can do anal and still be virgins. This is what abstinence education has wrought.
faith in....... christ? lol ewww
12:09 sure it's important to avoid those things! But it seems like the texter meant that the girl believes in fairy tales, that part's dumb.
11:43, That is not true. Why is everyone on here so judgemental? How is not wanting to be a slut make you stupid? It seems to me like avoiding pregnancy, STDs and a broken heart, when you are just a teenager, is pretty smart to me.
You damn Cambridge assholes can go scratch! Southern girls are sweet as sugar and tough as nails. Faith just makes it all the better ;-)
No it doesn't- don't be so quick to judge
ultra christian chicks usually have low IQ's so its easy to trick them
Tell her your penis will bring her closer to god.
haha yea i lived in NC for like a year the girls down there r stupid... "i love my maker, im saving myself" weird crap like that.. its like, shut up and and take this dick
poop in jesus' mouth.
yeah, i grew up with these people. most of them are now pregnant. moral of the story, don't lose hope.
most all fuck anyway, so chill.
11:24 -- Jesus wants women to take it in the butt. It's in the bible.