he puts the penis in happiness.
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Wouldn't the fruit juice make your penis sticky?
11:08 (1), you are a genius.
I put the laughter in slaughter
hahahaa how have i never thought of this before, love it.
Happiness is a ripe cantelope that has been microwaved for 26 seconds
pahaha. laughed so hard @ this.
Smooth people, finding one word in another one....at least that proves you're at least 9 years old.
Wouldn't the semen make your penis sticky?
i put the fun in funeral...........i hated that dead jerk.
Wouldn't the cantelope taste like semen? or would the semen taste like cantelope?
someone fill me in:(
what's all this talk of microwaved canteloupe?
YOU GOT CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUTBUTTER!!!!!
YOU GOT PEANUTBUTTER IN MY CHOCLOATE!!!!!
I put the penis in funeral... I hated that jerk
Loneliness is described by the 2 quotes above...
or it just proves they're smarter than you 1:41
lol all this talk about sex makes me wonder why i didnt buy more cantelopes...
My SO says this to me all the time. I win.
Hahaha thats hilarious
That's the beauty of it: It works on more than one level.
I tihnk thsi guy is dyslecix
yes yes what a great feeling
I don't get it. Did someone name their vagina happiness?
Well, both really. It's a win-win.
11:07, that's hilarious.
Semen flavored cantelope or cantelope flavored semen. LOL I think I would prefer the latter.
actually loneliness is the state in which you will die 10:08 nobody likes people with no sense of humor
I remember in sixth grade my science teacher got everyone to not be awkward saying penis by using this trick. Hap-penis. Ha.
Omg!! toooooo funny!!!