Texts From Last Night · tofuchu's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry textsareink hasn't picked any favorites yet.

tofuchu's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(406): View more from Montana

Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not

Fav 5 881 556
share tweet
(520): View more from Arizona

Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol

Fav 1 704 491
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(303): View more from Colorado

Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?

Fav 1 710 606
share tweet
(505): View more from New Mexico

It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.

Fav 15 5204 1123
share tweet
(505): View more from New Mexico

I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch

Fav 3 1241 554
share tweet
(708): View more from Illinois

There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

Fav 1 1588 595
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(808): View more from Hawaii

And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.

Fav 9 3867 1102
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(859): View more from Kentucky

I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."

Fav 7 4773 1144
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT