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(319): View more from Iowa

Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter

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(509): View more from Washington

He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.

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(708): View more from Illinois

sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed

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(404): View more from Georgia

I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

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(718): View more from New York

We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.

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