You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth.
"If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis" (Billy Madison)
This is the best text ever.
What does breaking the seal mean?
it means to bang a virgin.....it's a messy job, but someones gotta do it...LOL!
it is the first time you pee since you started drinking
the idea that when out drinking, after the first time you take a piss, you keep going back and pissing again often. therefore, your first piss is 'breaking the seal'
that sounds like me allllll the way!!
YOU AINT COOL.. UNLESS.. YOU PEE YO PANTS
I am amused by the whole breaking the seal myth. It's got fuck all to do with "the seal", and everything to do with the fact that most people don't drink a gallon of fluid very often(unless it's beer on a good night) and thus aren't used to pissing it all back out.
Ok, this one is hilarious.....
Lol, serves that tard right. I'd kill to witness this happen to several people I know.
Wait.....did Tom Hanks really die?????
Gyros are delicious!!
ITS DEWDEW BAYBAY
There is no way you could be blackout drunk without having broken the seal already
How is this not funny??!!
Probably some dumbass from Stockton. Bunch hoodrats there.