Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
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i really did just burst out laughing at this one
i'm not a huge horse person but... my balls are drenched in sticky body fluid right now..
got a visual with that one.. idk if its good or bad.
does that refer to the loose snatch or the fact that her box muscles were so strong she was cranking on his dick? i'm definitely going to go with the loose mooseknuckle. solid.
2:07...pussy gets wet and it has flaps and shit kinda like ahorses wet lips....dumby
hahahahahah 12:18 i bet you're spot on.
how can you not understand this?? god, what a terrible mental image.
i'm a girl, and i don't get this one either. is this a good or a bad feeling?
How did that feel?
Ohhhhhhhh fuck!!! Best post of the day!!
12:26 you inspired this.
reminds me to stay the hell away from the vagina!
that actually sounds hot
omg first one to actually make me laugh out loud in a long time! HI FIVE! hahaha
finally a funny original
holy shit thats hilarious.
Billy Connolly cracked this joke in a stand up gig over 10 years ago... "Put my hand down her pants and it felt like a horse was eating oats out of my hand".
That is hot. Made me wet thinking about that one.
I agree. It's unclear. Loose snatch or awesome muscles? Both? If both is that bad or good?
sadly, stolen from bash
I think her flaps were just all over the place here.
so is it good r bad???
this is literally the funniest thing ive ever heard
unless you've actually fed a horse food, you not gonna understand it
As someone who has actually had a horse eat an apple out of my hand, I can't say that's a good thing. Like, at all.
hahaha this is so brilliant and perfect