Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
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i'm not a huge horse person but... my balls are drenched in sticky body fluid right now..
got a visual with that one.. idk if its good or bad.
does that refer to the loose snatch or the fact that her box muscles were so strong she was cranking on his dick? i'm definitely going to go with the loose mooseknuckle. solid.
i really did just burst out laughing at this one
hahahahahah 12:18 i bet you're spot on.
how can you not understand this?? god, what a terrible mental image.
How did that feel?
Ohhhhhhhh fuck!!! Best post of the day!!
i'm a girl, and i don't get this one either. is this a good or a bad feeling?
2:07...pussy gets wet and it has flaps and shit kinda like ahorses wet lips....dumby
holy shit thats hilarious.
omg first one to actually make me laugh out loud in a long time! HI FIVE! hahaha
reminds me to stay the hell away from the vagina!
sadly, stolen from bash
I agree. It's unclear. Loose snatch or awesome muscles? Both? If both is that bad or good?
I think her flaps were just all over the place here.
Billy Connolly cracked this joke in a stand up gig over 10 years ago... "Put my hand down her pants and it felt like a horse was eating oats out of my hand".
That is hot. Made me wet thinking about that one.
this is literally the funniest thing ive ever heard
unless you've actually fed a horse food, you not gonna understand it
that actually sounds hot
finally a funny original
12:26 you inspired this.
so is it good r bad???
hahaha this is so brilliant and perfect
As someone who has actually had a horse eat an apple out of my hand, I can't say that's a good thing. Like, at all.