he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.