she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997