There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.