Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I'm fucking your sister right now.