craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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