so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
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I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes