i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
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