I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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