All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more