I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
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So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.