Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
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I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic