We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Banned from zoo.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
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