Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.