I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.