I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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