My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
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