My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.