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(860): View more from Connecticut

So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.

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(319): View more from Iowa

i think i broke my dog last night...fuck

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(614): View more from Ohio

last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer

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(951): View more from California

Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?

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...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...

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(812): View more from Indiana

after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..

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(218): View more from Minnesota

My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.

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(818): View more from California

whose ass print is on the piano?

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(740): View more from Ohio

Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.

(1-740): View more from Ohio

When in doubt always reply with bacon.

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