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  • awe, this isn't funny, it's just sad :( I'll text you if you want!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:32am
  • You're not lame or a loser or any other name people might call you. You're honest & if everyone else were too, they'd admit to being lonely every now and then instead of bashing you. There are some real assholes on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:38am
  • I can't believe how people are attacking this guy. Move somewhere where you don't know anybody, see how it goes. It is easy when you stay in the same place and stay with the same friends...try to be a little more understanding people...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:40am
  • My advice: Go to a party and get wasted/ high depending on if you want to remember the night and go around and give your number out to people, someone is bound to text you the next day saying "remember me" and then you got someone to text you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:43am
  • what server? >.> *snicker*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:04am
  • It's not the being lonely part that's sad and pathetic... It's the part about setting their alarm to go off every 5 minutes to "fill" the void of not getting enough attention.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:42am
  • hahahhahahhHahahahahaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:13am
  • *Below* you're awful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:14am
  • dude that sucks ... I would give you my number so you would have someone to talk to ... but I don't talk to loses... sorry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Haha, everyone gets lonely at some point. Keep your head up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:00am
  • yeah....this pretty much made me super depressed D:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:27pm
  • Everyone does, in fact, get lonely sometimes.... But that's like an all time low for ANYONE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:15am
  • vvv what she saidd\nvery sadd

    Submitted by themagicrab on May 19, 10 at 2:22am
  • God, I do this...

    Submitted by zoehascurls on Aug 3, 10 at 12:42am
  • I'm pretty much at that point right now. It is so tragic. I might be bi-polar though so it's ok

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:37pm
  • Woah woah woah, slow this down, buddy... some advice, go any where you want, but you do have to go somewhere and hang out with people of your own age, a bar, starbucks, somewhere chill, and mingle, you are bound to get a number from someone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:47am
  • ill talk to you! call me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:20am
  • And yet you're texting someone, sure you have friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:57pm
  • 859. Me too. Represent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:35am
  • That's so horrible it's funny. What's worse than being depressed because you have no friends? Fueling the depression pretending you actually do have friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:38am
  • Sounds like u need to get out more!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:41pm
  • 1:59 I dont think this is fake. When I barely moved to this city I didnt really know anyone, I use to turn my phone on silent every now and then and 'pretend' to talk on it while i was at places trying to meet people so they wouldnt think i was sitting in a frickin' starbucks for two hours with nothing to do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Lol what a fucking loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:55pm
  • 10:41, Bobby vinton, really

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:46am
  • Dude that realy sucks for u hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by sneakydog on Mar 22, 10 at 11:35pm
  • You need a prostitute

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:36am
  • You can text me :). You're a chick right? And btw how much do you weigh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:48am
  • I bet it was probably a chick who posted this.. Or a chick who sent to a dude and the guy posted it on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:50am
  • is the OP a guy or a girl? only one reply mentioned that it might be a girl. Don't think it really matters, since this sounds an awful lot like a fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:59pm
  • Awww i'm sorry I actually feel bad 4 u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:55am
  • What's really sad, 10:42, is that this very well could be a serious text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:44am
  • I bet the person you sent this to didn't reply. Hahaha awe.

    Submitted by Marisa on Feb 2, 10 at 12:19am
  • Has it been five minutes already?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:56am
  • i do when i get really bored .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:17pm
  • this isn't even funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:10pm
  • 1:59: good point. If the OP is a chick, she can post her phone number and I'll text her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:00pm
  • rofl, this reminds me of my friend. but he is lonely because all he does is bitch about how awful we treat him and how much he hates us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:45pm
  • I do that to. So don't feel bad :/

    Submitted by taylorcollins on May 22, 12 at 1:55am
  • aww poor.... guy.. lady...person

    Submitted by HimeAngie on Mar 2, 10 at 1:00am
  • I wish I could laugh but your life is the sadest thing ever!.... just jump. ..eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:28am
  • This was stolen from FML.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:44pm
  • I think 12:38 stole Billy Mays leftover crack stash. o.o I think 12:45's friend needs a new friend... perhaps OP could help with that... who knows maybe they'll hit it off and play the outrageous new game TETRIS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:57pm
  • i bet you sent that text to yourself...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:20am
  • Protip: KILL URSELF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:17am
  • Wow... That's all I can really say after reading that. Maybe you should look into one of those online games.... Imaginary friends are better that none at all I suppose.. :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:38am
  • wow. thats all i have..wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:59pm
  • 2:29 you're fucked up bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:55pm
  • LOL LOL LOL!!1 DON'T MIX TACO BELL, AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION, VICODIN AND STOLI, BRAH!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:38pm
  • If you wanna talk 832-381-4466 (this girls hotttt)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:22am
  • awww :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:10am
  • :(

    Submitted by delani on Jul 11, 11 at 1:51pm
  • everyone else here sucks this is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:52pm
  • what a lamo, someone really needs a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:32am
  • That dus kinda suck... Wait a minute... U were texting this message to someone sooo I meann...

    Submitted by thatkiddownthe on Jul 15, 11 at 4:08am
  • :(( aww what a sad sad world this is becoming :( get a iPhone!!!

    Submitted by larussa on May 19, 11 at 8:08pm
  • Forever Alone

    Submitted by Anonymous_One on Aug 29, 11 at 7:59am
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by imajew on Jun 29, 10 at 7:29pm
  • awwww i like to stare at my phone desperately hoping for a text..from someone. and when other peopletext me, its just a tease.

    Submitted by daniellemarie92 on Jan 15, 12 at 10:45pm
  • That's just sad..

    Submitted by Freshx2Death on Jan 1, 12 at 7:23pm
  • Hahahaha fuck u losser how old r u like 37 I am 14 and I have ducked this chick like 7 or 8 times haha loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:29pm
    • & you're proud of yourself why? You're just a baby. Don't be such an ass, you'll regret it later.

      Submitted by kindalikeheh on Nov 11, 10 at 2:36am
  • I'll text you! I get lonely sometimes, too. I'll be your loneliness sponsor :)

    Submitted by luckymintfriday on May 18, 11 at 11:18pm
  • Sooo sad:( I'm not gonna txt you;P

    Submitted by ronzr3 on Aug 1, 11 at 3:59am
  • Aww, poor northern Kentucky. Come up here to Ohio and we'll tear shit up. xD It'll be fun!

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 7, 11 at 8:28pm
  • Awwhie </3 im sure your a wonderful person and i would txt u

    Submitted by micahcheer on Jun 29, 11 at 9:21pm
  • :) well at least you texted this to someone. Think of the positives.

    Submitted by coexiist_am_good on Feb 27, 11 at 11:34pm