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(516): View more from New York

i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.

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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi

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(419): View more from Ohio

How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat

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(847): View more from Illinois

there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check

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(361): View more from Texas

Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?

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