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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.

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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.

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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.

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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.

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