Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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