We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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Easy fix ( Ass up face down )
"You have a beautiful big brown eye!"
Alcohol, blindfolds, and red rooms can fix that too.
It was like staring into a black hole...
Just start making ugly fucking faces, that should resolve said issue.
@ damn Yankee. Me 1st me 1st. I'm all over a red room of pain and 50 shades
Ugh yall need to read the jane porter trilogy by Adair. Same sexual omg fuck me now but much better written. Much better.
I've had this problem as well. No more missionary!
sigh I would build a bitching red room. to bad parents and such would ask" what's in that room?"
that's when you say "storage"and make sure it stays locked.
That only works if you care about the person, if its just a fuck buddy, staring into the eyes is forbidden