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  • 99 32
    Submitted by bamajuice on Jul 20, 12 at 10:49am

    Easy fix ( Ass up face down )

    • 40 47
      Submitted by porksword on Jul 20, 12 at 7:08pm

      "You have a beautiful big brown eye!"

  • 66 38
    Submitted by DamnYankeeGirl02 on Jul 20, 12 at 11:34am

    Alcohol, blindfolds, and red rooms can fix that too.

  • 54 41
    Submitted by ck24 on Jul 20, 12 at 1:31pm

    It was like staring into a black hole...

  • 51 46
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 20, 12 at 2:20pm

    Ugh yall need to read the jane porter trilogy by Adair. Same sexual omg fuck me now but much better written. Much better.

  • 48 41
    Submitted by jcobb1803 on Jul 20, 12 at 2:06pm

    @ damn Yankee. Me 1st me 1st. I'm all over a red room of pain and 50 shades

  • 41 34
    Submitted by coitalfun15 on Jul 20, 12 at 10:31pm

    Just start making ugly fucking faces, that should resolve said issue.

  • 41 40
    Submitted by DemonicDuck on Jul 20, 12 at 2:27pm

    sigh I would build a bitching red room. to bad parents and such would ask" what's in that room?"

    • 43 49
      Submitted by friskykitty on Jul 21, 12 at 7:59am

      that's when you say "storage"and make sure it stays locked.

  • 39 38
    Submitted by yeaaaaabuddyyyy on Jul 20, 12 at 6:53pm

    I've had this problem as well. No more missionary!

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Aug 5, 12 at 9:43pm

    That only works if you care about the person, if its just a fuck buddy, staring into the eyes is forbidden