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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.

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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.

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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.

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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE

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