I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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Boring and only seen by rednecks?
A whole bunch of guys in it competing to see who finishes first?
because she burns through so many rubbers.
A nationwide series of 42 men pushing hard and fast, bumping into each other, vying to be the first to cross the line while 100,000 drunk rednecks look on, hollering madly, only wishing they could be part of the action.
the only woman in it looks like some kind of ape-thing with more facial hair then me? and a bulge in his/her pants that puts the goblin king of labyrinth to shame?
That many times around the track, huh? Yikes!
Is she a redhead? If so, could look like a fiery, mangled carwreck...
not missing much and waiting too long for a boring finish?
Everyone goes in to party and hopes for a wreck?
@beckaboo11: I said 42 men. Add Danica Patrick and you have 43 cars.
Does that mean her vagina is surrounded by thousands of spectators drinking lukewarm overpriced beer, just waiting to see a smoking wreck that's possibly fatal, or that her vagina is plastered all over with sponsors logos?
Go fast, turn left ?
@beckaboo11: I didn't say all NASCAR fans are rednecks. I insinuated that most are. That's a statement that the vast majority of non-NASCAR fans would agree with. Oh, and fuck off asshole.
actually, there are 43 cars on the track for each race. and not all fans are the stereotypical rednecks. please get your facts straight before you try to make yourself sound intelligent bc then you just look like a fool.
It might have meant she was tight going in and loose coming out...
Roses are red, violets are blue. GA_peach doesn't have a single funny comment on this site. Die in a fire.
Pot meet kettle.
my bread is white, my bed's from IKEA, hsm has never once had an original idea...get off of the basher wagon already, and learn a new song.
making a left turn?
So many terrible wrecks drunk men have become superstitious with their pre-game warm ups?
So her vagina is only seen by guys who wanna see a wreak?