Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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violently cuddly=got you in a stranglehold
I could totally see that in an law and order SVU episode..."the victim was cuddled violently it would have been horrific" (stabler furrows his brow trying to keep his rage in check, Benson looks away, random cop throws up)
Well, he loves your vag so much that he's comparing it to NASCAR.
Congratulations on banging Bunyan.
did you wake up in Jeff co ?
How can one be "violently cuddled?" Also, can you see or smell plaid anywhere?!
Oh that one's gotta be JeffCo. Though ive never known any of my fellow area codes to be 'violently cuddly'.