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(218): View more from Minnesota

Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?

(1-218): View more from Minnesota

Both?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up

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(303): View more from Colorado

i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.

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