i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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I didnt know Lindsay Lohan submitted tfln?!
All I want is to smoke a bowl and fuck like crazy for Valentines Day. Is that too much to ask of my boyfriend?
Hold on to her snd never let go
fucking with no condom is the best gift
You're a classy bitch..
soundz like tha perfect valentines day to me... :)
Kat Williams is the shit. FUCK U.
Will you marry me?
Pretty sure this text is from a dude
This can't be real there's just not chicks like this unless... SHE'S BUTT UGLY
In soviet Russia, condoms fuck you
It's probably a girl, dumbassss.
I think I'm in love.
I would very, very, very much like to marry this woman. Very much.
OP is a female, in a relationship and makes him fuck her with a condom on. The no condom is a vday present for him. Duh.
Sounds similar to what I did this Valentine's Day: carton of cigarettes duct taped to a box of wine. Love at its finest.
so vday in your town stands for vanerial disease day
VD isn't something to clap about
no, but the clap is!
This is how jersey get down
....that's classy right there
Must be a g a y guy. What MAN asks for a bottle of wine? Not like this guy is classy asking for smokes and bareback sex.
OP used the phrase "fuck me". That would seem to imply that OP is likely female. Not sure why she'd want it bareback - maybe happiness about being in a relationship where that's unnecessary? - but it would explain it well enough.
Vday is lame. The past two years I've gone and gotten myself a new video game to play all day.....and I'm a girl. My boyfriend didn't seem to mind.....
I know the singing disturbs u , but will "The Clap" you get after vday... Be a problem!! Prolly not cuz u a HO ... Damn Skanks...
Haha this is what I told my bf to get me. Well cigs, alcohol, and a Katt Williams DVD. It's decently cheap and a lot better than flowers.
This is amazinggggg
camel menthols, a bottle of moscoto, maybe a bubble bath,
Haha this wud be jersey
Sounds like a wife to me
Fuck yea mine would be a bottle of 7 and a pack of reds happy bday
Will u be my girlfriend?!
Seriously I just fucking fell in love with u!
As a guy this is the point when you have to go, oh shit because the OP must want to get pregnant for valentines day.
And they say good women are hard to find. This girl sounds perfect.
You stay classy, New Jersey.
Kat Williams is a moron! He is just vulgar and not funny, now Bernie Mac was hilarious. RIP
advice for the dude: dont let this one go :)
i like it