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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:40pm

    I didnt know Lindsay Lohan submitted tfln?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 8:10pm

    All I want is to smoke a bowl and fuck like crazy for Valentines Day. Is that too much to ask of my boyfriend?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:56pm

    You're a classy bitch..

  • 99 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:00pm

    fucking with no condom is the best gift of all...

  • 92 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:54pm

    Kat Williams is the shit. FUCK U.

  • 86 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:18pm

    Will you marry me?

  • 77 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:17am

    soundz like tha perfect valentines day to me... :)

  • 90 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:51pm

    It's probably a girl, dumbassss.

  • 84 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:17pm

    In soviet Russia, condoms fuck you

  • 83 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:49pm

    Wow...romantic???

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 8:05pm

    Hold on to her snd never let go

  • 81 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:23pm

    Pretty sure this text is from a dude

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:11pm

    This can't be real there's just not chicks like this unless... SHE'S BUTT UGLY

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:33pm

    I know the singing disturbs u , but will "The Clap" you get after vday... Be a problem!! Prolly not cuz u a HO ... Damn Skanks...

  • 79 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:23pm

    so vday in your town stands for vanerial disease day

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:04pm

    MERRY HER!!!

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:41pm

    OP is a female, in a relationship and makes him fuck her with a condom on. The no condom is a vday present for him. Duh.

  • 79 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 6:03pm

    fuck yes.

  • 77 88
    Submitted by aimeelee76 on Feb 14, 10 at 1:18am

    You stay classy, New Jersey.

  • 80 96
    Submitted by Michel on Feb 13, 10 at 8:14pm

    I would very, very, very much like to marry this woman. Very much.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:12pm

    classy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:39pm

    I think I'm in love.

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:11pm

    Sounds similar to what I did this Valentine's Day: carton of cigarettes duct taped to a box of wine. Love at its finest. -Hippie

  • 77 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:38pm

    VD isn't something to clap about

    • 63 79
      Submitted by Ginsu on Feb 14, 10 at 12:05pm

      no, but the clap is!

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:49pm

    Hells yes!

  • 77 94
    Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 13, 10 at 5:47pm

    Must be a g a y guy. What MAN asks for a bottle of wine? Not like this guy is classy asking for smokes and bareback sex.

    • 67 82
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 13, 10 at 8:02pm

      OP used the phrase "fuck me". That would seem to imply that OP is likely female. Not sure why she'd want it bareback - maybe happiness about being in a relationship where that's unnecessary? - but it would explain it well enough.

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:44am

    Vday is lame. The past two years I've gone and gotten myself a new video game to play all day.....and I'm a girl. My boyfriend didn't seem to mind.....

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:33am

    ....that's classy right there

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:09pm

    Sounds like a wife to me

  • 78 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 6:57pm

    advice for the dude: dont let this one go :)

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:00pm

    And they say good women are hard to find. This girl sounds perfect.

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:19pm

    Haha this wud be jersey

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:14pm

    This is amazinggggg

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:00pm

    Fuck yea mine would be a bottle of 7 and a pack of reds happy bday

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:43pm

    As a guy this is the point when you have to go, oh shit because the OP must want to get pregnant for valentines day.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:29pm

    Will u be my girlfriend?! Seriously I just fucking fell in love with u! -BTK

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 6:17pm

    Haha this is what I told my bf to get me. Well cigs, alcohol, and a Katt Williams DVD. It's decently cheap and a lot better than flowers.

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:21pm

    Shit dick

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:13am

    Fantastic!

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:09am

    camel menthols, a bottle of moscoto, maybe a bubble bath,

  • 66 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:27pm

    This is how jersey get down

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:12pm

    first!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 5:44pm

    Yes please.

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:56pm

    Hahahaha yes!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:44pm

    Kat Williams is a moron! He is just vulgar and not funny, now Bernie Mac was hilarious. RIP

  • 38 95
    Submitted by dunrunnun on Feb 14, 10 at 10:30am

    i like it