So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
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Hell I would give you a high five
wow. way to be a douche.
The proudest moment of your life came from taking a dump in a Denny's bathroom? I can only imagine the things that you're ashamed of. You're clearly a winner.
5:03 get over it. If people didn't do things like this, this site wouldn't hardly be as fun as it it. To the OP, I'm inspired to do something similar today.
You sir deserve a medal
I want to hug you, that's fucking awesome.
This would be the proudest moment of a Detroiters life.
Win. You are amazing. If you told me that story at a bar I would totally do you! ;)
OMG.,.. Best post ever!
lol i bow down to your awesomeness and hope i can one day be like you
Your my hero
wtf is everyone so pissed about? so some little kid shit his pants BIG DEAL, this guy was going was what 90% of the people on here are doing; getting drunk, throwing up and then doing something stupid for our amusement. why don't all you bleeding hearts shut up and have a latte.
Oh yes, I am so amazed by your total awesomeness. Your total superiority over a small child it awe inspiring. Epic Fail on your part.
no... but your life seems pretty shitty if this is a highlight moment.
Yes. Yes it is. kudos, though. And everyone pissed off about this post should really shut the fuck up Bad things happen to good people all the time. get over it. the kid will probably grow up to be a douchebag petaphile anyway, so its probably karma... sort of.
I think this is hilarious!
5:16PM - He didn't MAKE the kid shit himself. What is he supposed to do, shit his own pants for the sake of the kid? I don't think so. People who write negatively on these sites shouldn't even be on here. You're clearly not seeing this site for what it is - funny.
yes. yes you are.
anyway, your life must suck if THAT'S the proudest moment of your life. and you were in denny's. fail.
If I could vote "Good Night" more than once for this entry I would.
People like you make life miserable for everyone one else. I hope you die before you do anything else like this or procreate.
You're fucking awesome
I kind of want to slap you. That kid now was a horrible memory for life.
People that are mad about this post = people that were traumatized from shitting their pants in public as kids
Who doesn't like making little kids crap their pants and cry?
This is how legends are born.
you're fucking pathetic.
@9:10, no the proudest moment of their life came from hogging the stall so long a little kid shit himself.
Um, ya? Lol
if ur a dude u r the man if not i love u
Lol, funny but mean!!!!
aww.... poor kid....
Fuck you and your shit.
Probably the funniest thing I've ever read on this site!!!
IF THATS THE PROUDEST MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE THEN YOU ARE A DOUCHE BAG CUNT WITH NO LIFE FOR MAKING SOME KID SHIT HIMSELF!! ASSHOLE!
YOU ARE A GOD. I am unworthy!! Teach me your ways of death defying awesomeness
in Soviet Russia pants shit you
Funniest post ever!!!