So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
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Hell I would give you a high five
The proudest moment of your life came from taking a dump in a Denny's bathroom? I can only imagine the things that you're ashamed of. You're clearly a winner.
wow. way to be a douche.
5:03 get over it. If people didn't do things like this, this site wouldn't hardly be as fun as it it. To the OP, I'm inspired to do something similar today.
You sir deserve a medal
OMG.,.. Best post ever!
Win. You are amazing. If you told me that story at a bar I would totally do you! ;)
This would be the proudest moment of a Detroiters life.
Your my hero
lol i bow down to your awesomeness and hope i can one day be like you
wtf is everyone so pissed about? so some little kid shit his pants BIG DEAL, this guy was going was what 90% of the people on here are doing; getting drunk, throwing up and then doing something stupid for our amusement. why don't all you bleeding hearts shut up and have a latte.
You're fucking awesome
Yes. Yes it is. kudos, though. And everyone pissed off about this post should really shut the fuck up Bad things happen to good people all the time. get over it. the kid will probably grow up to be a douchebag petaphile anyway, so its probably karma... sort of.
People like you make life miserable for everyone one else. I hope you die before you do anything else like this or procreate.
If I could vote "Good Night" more than once for this entry I would.
Oh yes, I am so amazed by your total awesomeness. Your total superiority over a small child it awe inspiring. Epic Fail on your part.
I want to hug you, that's fucking awesome.
@9:10, no the proudest moment of their life came from hogging the stall so long a little kid shit himself.
Who doesn't like making little kids crap their pants and cry?
no... but your life seems pretty shitty if this is a highlight moment.
I kind of want to slap you. That kid now was a horrible memory for life.
I think this is hilarious!
5:16PM - He didn't MAKE the kid shit himself. What is he supposed to do, shit his own pants for the sake of the kid? I don't think so. People who write negatively on these sites shouldn't even be on here. You're clearly not seeing this site for what it is - funny.
yes. yes you are.
anyway, your life must suck if THAT'S the proudest moment of your life. and you were in denny's. fail.
This is how legends are born.
People that are mad about this post = people that were traumatized from shitting their pants in public as kids
Um, ya? Lol
you're fucking pathetic.
Lol, funny but mean!!!!
if ur a dude u r the man if not i love u
aww.... poor kid....
Probably the funniest thing I've ever read on this site!!!
Fuck you and your shit.
YOU ARE A GOD. I am unworthy!! Teach me your ways of death defying awesomeness
IF THATS THE PROUDEST MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE THEN YOU ARE A DOUCHE BAG CUNT WITH NO LIFE FOR MAKING SOME KID SHIT HIMSELF!! ASSHOLE!
in Soviet Russia pants shit you
Funniest post ever!!!