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(916): View more from California

I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?

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