I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
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Was this before, or after he was stroking the dog while beating off?
Sigh... No. Idaho.
So basically what you're saying is your guy had an erotic situation with your cat as you watched? Do you live in Alabama?
This is obviously real, just stupid as hell.
Well, holy crap!
Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty....
big bang theory?
The first time I read this I thought all the male pronouns were referring to the kitty. That makes it even crazier.