Kareoke will never be a sober sport
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
nutella sex= disaster
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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