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  • 57 47
    Submitted by MileHighMan on Dec 9, 11 at 1:33pm

    The sad thing is that the people commenting on this status are googling dolphin dicks, hahaha, and then arguing about them.

  • 43 35
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 9, 11 at 12:11pm

    And I'd be willing to bet yours aren't 18" long and prehensile.

    • 39 46
      Submitted by gostrong on Dec 9, 11 at 3:24pm

      Is that why Hedonistic quit replying to comments last night? You 2 a thing or what?

      • 33 34
        Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 9:37pm

        Dude, stop trolling for women. I thought you were cool. Hedonistic is taken, I think. Move on.

        • 46 46
          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 10:19pm

          Naively, I thought TFLN was for ENTERTAINMENT purposes; not MY personal life. Silly me! @ Go: If I was interested in you then you'd know it. I am a very direct person. I'm trying to be nice about your crude (and NOT funny) comments, but it's really getting old.

          • 43 37
            Submitted by gostrong on Dec 10, 11 at 1:12pm

            Message received. I also saw the psyco movie reference on the other thread of comments. Sorry.

        • 28 38
          Submitted by gostrong on Dec 10, 11 at 1:09pm

          Boo you're willing to jump on any cock that pays you the slightest amount of attention. You are just bitter because I didn't respond after you emailed your pictures. You're not nearly as hot as you claim to be. Actually you look pretty fake like you used to be a man- something I think you and Preppy have in common. QUIT BEING SO FUCKING DESPERATE!

          • 34 47
            Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 10, 11 at 8:44pm

            I'm all woman, you Dicktard. Fuck off. I'm not at all desperate and not bitter. You are just a worthless piece of shit.

            • 32 29
              Submitted by gostrong on Dec 11, 11 at 2:02am

              All woman: that's what all the trannies say. YOU ARE SO SHALLOW AND FAKE IT IS PATHETIC.

              • 38 37
                Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 11, 11 at 2:02pm

                So are you, asswipe.

                • 40 34
                  Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 11, 11 at 3:56pm

                  Play nice you two, or you'll both be in time-out.

                  • 32 42
                    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 11, 11 at 5:19pm

                    Thank you, hon.

            • 34 41
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 11, 11 at 4:14pm

              He's looking for a rise out of you. You're best to simply ignore it.

          • 30 46
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 11, 11 at 4:07pm

            HARSH! Don't ya think! Clearly ruffling feathers is what gets you off. Good luck with that. Perhapse you should learn to dial it back and realize that there are people on the other end of screen names. Maybe then you'd be able to discover that the beautiful warmth of a good-hearted woman's soul is far more satisfying than the cold hard loathing you are currently provoking.

          • 32 41
            Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 11, 11 at 5:09pm

            Wow, sounds like someone got denied the tit when they were little.\nAnd every once since, at that.

  • 36 35
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 11, 11 at 4:47pm

    @pickle: ROFL using wiki as a reference source!\nI've done my research, I've studied marine bio, and yes they are.

    • 28 39
      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 11, 11 at 5:02pm

      I wanna be a dolphin!!!

      • 30 44
        Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 12, 11 at 6:10pm

        I've heard female dolphins have muscles in their vaginal canal that can be manipulated individually, as well. \nGotta love being friends with Sea World employees!

  • 36 43
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 9, 11 at 11:01am

    And how small YOUR dicks are.

  • 36 44
    Submitted by MuffinW on Dec 10, 11 at 1:12am

    OP is a Cracked.com fan!

  • 34 45
    Submitted by picklepuss on Dec 9, 11 at 12:19pm

    Dolphin penises are not prehensile. FYI. http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Dolphin

    • 35 41
      Submitted by Evelilith on Dec 9, 11 at 1:25pm

      actually...they are

    • 40 41
      Submitted by Evelilith on Dec 9, 11 at 1:27pm

      never trust Wiki w.o doing more research