You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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The sad thing is that the people commenting on this status are googling dolphin dicks, hahaha, and then arguing about them.
And I'd be willing to bet yours aren't 18" long and prehensile.
Is that why Hedonistic quit replying to comments last night? You 2 a thing or what?
Dude, stop trolling for women. I thought you were cool. Hedonistic is taken, I think. Move on.
Naively, I thought TFLN was for ENTERTAINMENT purposes; not MY personal life. Silly me! @ Go: If I was interested in you then you'd know it. I am a very direct person. I'm trying to be nice about your crude (and NOT funny) comments, but it's really getting old.
Message received. I also saw the psyco movie reference on the other thread of comments. Sorry.
Boo you're willing to jump on any cock that pays you the slightest amount of attention. You are just bitter because I didn't respond after you emailed your pictures. You're not nearly as hot as you claim to be. Actually you look pretty fake like you used to be a man- something I think you and Preppy have in common. QUIT BEING SO FUCKING DESPERATE!
I'm all woman, you Dicktard. Fuck off. I'm not at all desperate and not bitter. You are just a worthless piece of shit.
All woman: that's what all the trannies say. YOU ARE SO SHALLOW AND FAKE IT IS PATHETIC.
So are you, asswipe.
Play nice you two, or you'll both be in time-out.
Thank you, hon.
He's looking for a rise out of you. You're best to simply ignore it.
HARSH! Don't ya think! Clearly ruffling feathers is what gets you off. Good luck with that. Perhapse you should learn to dial it back and realize that there are people on the other end of screen names. Maybe then you'd be able to discover that the beautiful warmth of a good-hearted woman's soul is far more satisfying than the cold hard loathing you are currently provoking.
Wow, sounds like someone got denied the tit when they were little.\nAnd every once since, at that.
Dolphin penises are not prehensile. FYI. http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Dolphin
never trust Wiki w.o doing more research
And how small YOUR dicks are.
OP is a Cracked.com fan!
@pickle: ROFL using wiki as a reference source!\nI've done my research, I've studied marine bio, and yes they are.
I wanna be a dolphin!!!
I've heard female dolphins have muscles in their vaginal canal that can be manipulated individually, as well. \nGotta love being friends with Sea World employees!