She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
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this is shit. not funny and just shit
Sounds like something I would do.
this is funny as fuck.
i think i'd be pretty terrified if someone threatened to attack me like a llama. llamas are intimidating. and their breath smells.
idk...to the ones who are callin this fake...i demanded my friends to call me foxy last nite...cause swiper was too awkward
i didnt even drink
reminds me of my 15th birthday!
i agree 11:08, this sounds like a 14 year old kid wrote it who thinks llamas are funny.
Anyone who thinks this is fake has obviously never met anyone from Central Illinois.
BAHAHAH I THOUGHT THIS WAS HILARIOUS.
and im not 14yrs old. lol.
and i still think "llama" is a funny word.
I swear if this person is from Galesburg like I am, I will slap them. This is embarrassing.
Hahaha typical central Illinois.......
This has to be fake. And written by a 8 year old.
haha someone should have called her TINA
Only here in Central Illinois would people demand to be called Jesus and mention llamas as a veritable threat.
Oh my God I think I know who you're talking about. O.O
This is dumb and I did not laugh
most bartenders have a firearm behind the bar for just this type of behaviour ;)