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  • Submitted by klangford on Sep 13, 10 at 8:39pm

    Next time use a napkin instead of wiping your mouth on your sleeve.

  • Submitted by DCThrope on Sep 13, 10 at 11:27pm

    Did you add cream?

  • Submitted by quintvisk on Sep 13, 10 at 9:46pm

    It's not your shirt that smells... That's your top lip

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      Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Sep 14, 10 at 1:43am

      Lol..." 'hey, what's that smell!?' Probably ya upper lip... cuz I love to walk around like my shit don't stank...."

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    Submitted by Dub_T on Sep 14, 10 at 1:42am

    At least it doesn't smell like fish.

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    Submitted by wdrake3 on Sep 14, 10 at 1:14pm

    I used to fuck a chick that works at Starbucks. When coffee reminds you of sex, it makes every morning that much better.

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    Submitted by CIT on Sep 14, 10 at 10:17am

    but more importantly, was it one shot or two?

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    Submitted by tdubbs on Sep 13, 10 at 7:28pm

    Hilarious!!

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    Submitted by SovietMotherland on Sep 13, 10 at 11:31pm

    @ALovinHouseWife get a job, not mine ;)

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    Submitted by everforsaken on Sep 14, 10 at 10:36pm

    Il never look at my baristas without thinking of this. Great job. Lol

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Sep 14, 10 at 2:06am

    @mentallectual - you can't reply to a comment directly from an iPhone. Program does not allow.

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    Submitted by Grilled_Cheese on Sep 14, 10 at 12:40am

    You can eat me out... You'll smell like cheese

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      Submitted by Ibdl on Sep 14, 10 at 3:03pm

      Sounds yeasty

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    Submitted by cookiemcgee on Sep 14, 10 at 5:38am

    Im a barista, and that is fucking hilarious!!

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    Submitted by orionshunter on Sep 14, 10 at 2:16am

    Lame

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    Submitted by 4 on Sep 14, 10 at 4:33am

    @Grilled_Cheese do you work at the grilled cheese in Toronto?

  • 73 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 10 at 10:58pm

    FIRST

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    Submitted by RodFarva on Sep 14, 10 at 1:39am

    Chicken fucker!!!!!

  • 66 84
    Submitted by yourtoaster on Sep 13, 10 at 9:07pm

    Who wants toast?

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    Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 14, 10 at 2:00am

    quick question, how do you reply to someone like that drop down arrow? I tried @name and that doesn't work.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Sep 13, 10 at 10:13pm

    Who really cares.

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    Submitted by gsansbury on Sep 15, 10 at 5:20pm

    I love baristas. They make latte art with semen.

  • Submitted by ALovinHouseWife on Sep 13, 10 at 9:06pm

    In Soviet Russia, barista eat you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 10 at 7:54pm

    TRIPLE FIRST

  • Submitted by smith_wesson on Sep 13, 10 at 7:21pm

    Firsties!

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      Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Sep 14, 10 at 1:45am

      Sounds like a very douchey cereal.

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Sep 14, 10 at 6:29pm

      You have 6 likes and 66 dislikes. You're the devil.