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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:22pm

    At least he didn't cum at that moment, am I right?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:04pm

    Who the hell keeps up on pop culture while getting a BJ? I think that's the bigger issue.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:02pm

    Only in opening night not total weekend, batman is still the man

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:09pm

    Who cares? Can't anyone see the easiest way to make money is to target teen girls? For some reason they are the easiest to manipulate and most fall right into peoples wallets.. ex: Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, etc. Money doesn't equal good. Fight Club bombed in the box office and now it's consider one of the best movies of all time..so suck it.

  • 89 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:01pm

    That's when you turn the tv off and say, "Keep going, I'll get through this."

  • 87 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:29pm

    Twilight has meaning: it means lets capitalize on a fantasy world that emo ass little 13 year old girls cream their panties over. If they are withdrawn enough their suburban preoccupied parents will buy them anything they scream for. Fuck you guys. Go watch south park, at least that has meaning. PS Ed Cullen likes the cock.

    • 51 48
      Submitted by ronasokily on Jul 11, 10 at 6:48pm

      south park has a lot more meaning than most even realize. i'm happy you figured that out

  • 74 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:43pm

    Can't fucking stand twilight and it's little cult of bitches who watch on in hopes of meeting a man who will worship the ground their shallow asses walk on. It's not the real world, it has no "deep" Meaning, grow up.

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:45pm

    8:28- Stephen King openly criticised the Twilight series and Stephanie Meyer, pointing out in particular that it was poorly written. Which it is. Just because it's about vampires doesn't change the fact that it's a trashy romance novel for future-Lifetime-watching 12 year old brainwashed little emo girls and fat fucks who will never have a REAL relationship. Think I'm kidding? Have you SEEN SMeyer? SHE IS A HIPPO WITH THREE CHINS.

  • 75 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:59pm

    I drove past the theater this weekend and there was a huge line of muffintops--I thought a bakery had opened

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:30pm

    IT FUCKING DIDN'T! DARK KNIGHT HAS IT BEAT BY OVER 10M. PRETTY MUCH HE JUST LOST A BLOWJOB FOR NOTHING!

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:03pm

    Fuck twilight!!!!!!!!!

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:01pm

    Steven King is illiterate? Hmm, that's weird

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:37pm

    So, this one time, I watched a preview for New Moon, and I wanted to stab my eyes out. -White Guy

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:08pm

    Twilight sucks huge fucking hippo dick

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:41pm

    soo your boyfriends sitting there watching t.v or texting while your giving him a bj..

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:48pm

    Just another way Twilight is ruining the world.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:51pm

    5:07- twilight is a made up "two guys want me" story... Fuck off. You can find other movies about the SAME thing, it's not that great. -guy who's never watched/read the Twilight series.

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:54pm

    Friends don't let friends see Twilight.

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:11pm

    R Kelly should pee on Edward

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:52pm

    8:45 One more thing! Don't fat people deserve hope?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:04pm

    5:07, twilight is notorious for poor artistic quality, especially the books. the actors aren't terrible (really only pattinson & stewart), but the plot, directing, and script is dreadful. It isn't real substance, its the same romance story played over in a different theme with vampires.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:49pm

    He's getting a bj I think the last thing on that fuckers minde would be some retarted movies!!!

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:58pm

    batman has made over 1 billion dollars. Suck on that.

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:37pm

    2:56 shut the helll up. you asshole.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:17am

    5:07 i think i love you in a strictly platonic way.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:11am

    if i were actually getting blown, that would be the most miraculous thing ever, and nothing short of the apocalypse itself would ruin that moment for me. my life = fail.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:04am

    First, ultimate facepalm for being distracted while getting sucked off next who cares since getting blown vs listening to a movie review is a fail

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:30pm

    PS. I'm not a Stephenie Meyer fan by any means.

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:33pm

    @5:07, there are many other movies you can watch that give the same message, and at a much better quality than Twilight. @7:04, I love you.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:17am

    At the end she gets pregnant(vampires can fuckin make babies?) then she must be turned into a vamp because the vamp baby is growin to fast(vampires grow??) fuck those books

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:14am

    Edward likes to stick his dick into fat chick's rolls and let her sweat bead off of his penis into a cup. He then markets this drink to 13 year old girls and roll in the dough

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:39pm

    8:01 Did you mean Stephen King?

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:11pm

    Wow to bad it didn't. It was at 140million Bat man was at 158 million. LOSER

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:56pm

    new moon beat the record of batman. twilight was last year.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:27pm

    Ow I got sperm in my eye

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:50pm

    Well new moon brought in 152 million and the dark night brought in 153 million.... False

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:37pm

    "Both Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people... The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good." Stephen King agrees that the books are shit... i haven't read them but i can vouch for the first movie being absolutely horrible. They sparkle in the sunlight? ... really?... really?

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:54am

    Are you kidding? If I was that girl I'd leave to go find Bruce Wayne and console him!

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:56pm

    For all of you ignorant individuals who don't know, New Moon beat the Dark Knight the opening day. It did not however beat the Dark Knight box office record. The Dark Knight came in at around 150 million while New Moon came in at about 142 million.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:22pm

    5:07 Thats all well and good but if you really want a story like that how about one without fucking vampires? Because...you know...they dont exist.

  • 44 56
    Submitted by xsaint on Mar 3, 10 at 11:55pm

    lol twilight is a piece of shit

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:53pm

    BOOYAHHHH You go Batman!!!! Fuck Twilight!!! True Blood is soooo better!!!!!

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:36am

    Twilight is gayer then the pile, everyone back into the pile!

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:20pm

    8==(,,,,)===D - ~ - ~ this is r Kelly peeing on you

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:12pm

    Twilight= World's biggest turnoff.' If I was a dude and I heard that, my boner wouldv'e wilted too.

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:39pm

    5:22(1) if he did he should've given the king james

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:12am

    Twilight is a Mormon morality tale about 2 people who want to do it

  • 35 42
    Submitted by credawg86 on Sep 21, 11 at 3:44pm

    Fuck twilight... Enough said

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:22pm

    yeah...this didn't happen

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:40pm

    AHAHAHA 5:15 is better than the original text

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:26pm

    i almost cried when i found that out

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 7:48pm

    what if they made a batman/twlight mix...FUCK

  • 51 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:16pm

    R Kelly's pee tastes like sin, I love it

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:33am

    This all can be cleared up very quicky. Twilight sucks and it is never going away. Just like boy bands. Stupid people travel in large packs to spend their money on this shit. P.S. @5:15 is hilarious

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:55pm

    9:41, you are the reason that it is a turn off. Twilight beating batman wouldnt be that big of a deal normally. The only reason it is a big deal is that that twilight is supported solely by fans like you.

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:45pm

    Fuck that. I will not get blown again by teenagers now in protest.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:42pm

    It didn't. Dark knight beat it by almost 18 mil

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:51pm

    I was just watchin upn 9 news apparently twilight has taken the drug scene by storm. Cops are finding twilight dime bags with heroine in it! Each baggy has a diff character. The world is officially ending in 2012.

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:49pm

    Again, I never once mentioned Stephen King. I also didn't write "everyone"! I'm NOT a fan of Stephenie's and I have read all the books, but tell me you haven't noticed people on here making fun of writing, when a good portion have no idea how to spell!

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:34am

    Oh God, that's the area code I grew up in, the inland empire of SoCal. It's a joke around SoCal, they say "fear the 909"

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:18pm

    I think what their referring to is that twifglght made more on opening night. But batman has made more total and over opening weekend. So he's the man and twilight couldn't keep up

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:08pm

    this is lame. what is with all of the boring texts being posted? if thats actually real, you may want to brush up on your skills if your guy got turned off easily.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:16pm

    take a dookie in his mouth

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:05am

    It's stephenie's book and she can make the vampire be whatever she wants

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      Submitted by ronasokily on Jul 11, 10 at 6:55pm

      no. she can't. she can modify it a little, but vampires already have established characteristics, ie: drinking HUMAN blood, burning/dying/getting hurt in the sun, NOT sparkling, things like that. stephanie meyer completely changed all of that and more.

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:41pm

    New Moon was the shit! Did you not see Jacob? Who was paying attention to the rest? Lol

  • 49 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:28pm

    Who said anything about Steven King?? I said most people, and I meant the twats on here. Nice try, though.

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:13am

    but don't do it. Whee. Everyone knows Mormons are weird and belong to a cult.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:52pm

    Correction New moon brought in 142.3 million and the dark night brought in 153 million.

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:13am

    I was about ready to jump off a bridge when I heard that. Stephanie Meyer is the Antichrist.

  • 45 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:41pm

    Yea i'd stop too. Cause twilught pisses me of so much that i would actually get turned off so much i would resent the girl im receiving head from, because i would forever relate her to that awful thought. -niles

  • 41 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:53pm

    Grow up, people! If you don't like it, don't watch it! Also, why is it mostly illiterate fools who argue the book is poorly written? Ironic.

  • 33 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:15am

    Sad thing is that this was written by a straight guy thinking he is funny.

  • 41 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:34pm

    you must have been doing a shitty job bitch

  • 35 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:37am

    Haha I didn't know anyone from inland empire posted, REDLANDS!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:02pm

    Twilight=fucking fantastic. Yeah it beat the reord!!!! Wooo!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:07pm

    Ass hole douche bags should watch twilight. There's a meaning behind it. It's about loving someone else more than yourself. Go get spraytanned and buy a new pair of white sunglasses and a new Ed hardy tshirt u fuck.