he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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At least he didn't cum at that moment, am I right?
Who the hell keeps up on pop culture while getting a BJ? I think that's the bigger issue.
Only in opening night not total weekend, batman is still the man
Twilight has meaning: it means lets capitalize on a fantasy world that emo ass little 13 year old girls cream their panties over. If they are withdrawn enough their suburban preoccupied parents will buy them anything they scream for. Fuck you guys. Go watch south park, at least that has meaning. PS Ed Cullen likes the cock.
south park has a lot more meaning than most even realize. i'm happy you figured that out
8:28- Stephen King openly criticised the Twilight series and Stephanie Meyer, pointing out in particular that it was poorly written. Which it is.
Just because it's about vampires doesn't change the fact that it's a trashy romance novel for future-Lifetime-watching 12 year old brainwashed little emo girls and fat fucks who will never have a REAL relationship. Think I'm kidding? Have you SEEN SMeyer? SHE IS A HIPPO WITH THREE CHINS.
Who cares? Can't anyone see the easiest way to make money is to target teen girls? For some reason they are the easiest to manipulate and most fall right into peoples wallets.. ex: Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, etc. Money doesn't equal good. Fight Club bombed in the box office and now it's consider one of the best movies of all time..so suck it.
Can't fucking stand twilight and it's little cult of bitches who watch on in hopes of meeting a man who will worship the ground their shallow asses walk on. It's not the real world, it has no "deep"
Meaning, grow up.
That's when you turn the tv off and say, "Keep going, I'll get through this."
So, this one time, I watched a preview for New Moon, and I wanted to stab my eyes out.
Twilight sucks huge fucking hippo dick
Steven King is illiterate? Hmm, that's weird
@5:07, there are many other movies you can watch that give the same message, and at a much better quality than Twilight. @7:04, I love you.
Fuck twilight... Enough said
8:45 One more thing! Don't fat people deserve hope?
Friends don't let friends see Twilight.
IT FUCKING DIDN'T! DARK KNIGHT HAS IT BEAT BY OVER 10M. PRETTY MUCH HE JUST LOST A BLOWJOB FOR NOTHING!
R Kelly should pee on Edward
5:07- twilight is a made up "two guys want me" story... Fuck off. You can find other movies about the SAME thing, it's not that great.
-guy who's never watched/read the Twilight series.
PS. I'm not a Stephenie Meyer fan by any means.
2:56 shut the helll up. you asshole.
I was just watchin upn 9 news apparently twilight has taken the drug scene by storm. Cops are finding twilight dime bags with heroine in it! Each baggy has a diff character. The world is officially ending in 2012.
Twilight is gayer then the pile, everyone back into the pile!
I drove past the theater this weekend and there was a huge line of muffintops--I thought a bakery had opened
batman has made over 1 billion dollars. Suck on that.
if i were actually getting blown, that would be the most miraculous thing ever, and nothing short of the apocalypse itself would ruin that moment for me.
my life = fail.
Ow I got sperm in my eye
8:01 Did you mean Stephen King?
For all of you ignorant individuals who don't know, New Moon beat the Dark Knight the opening day. It did not however beat the Dark Knight box office record. The Dark Knight came in at around 150 million while New Moon came in at about 142 million.
5:22(1) if he did he should've given the king james
Just another way Twilight is ruining the world.
Edward likes to stick his dick into fat chick's rolls and let her sweat bead off of his penis into a cup. He then markets this drink to 13 year old girls and roll in the dough
i almost cried when i found that out
Twilight is a Mormon morality tale about 2 people who want to do it
soo your boyfriends sitting there watching t.v or texting while your giving him a bj..
Wow to bad it didn't. It was at 140million Bat man was at 158 million. LOSER
Are you kidding? If I was that girl I'd leave to go find Bruce Wayne and console him!
yeah...this didn't happen
BOOYAHHHH You go Batman!!!! Fuck Twilight!!! True Blood is soooo better!!!!!
R Kelly's pee tastes like sin, I love it
Thats all well and good but if you really want a story like that how about one without fucking vampires? Because...you know...they dont exist.
Fuck that. I will not get blown again by teenagers now in protest.
At the end she gets pregnant(vampires can fuckin make babies?) then she must be turned into a vamp because the vamp baby is growin to fast(vampires grow??) fuck those books
He's getting a bj I think the last thing on that fuckers minde would be some retarted movies!!!
Well new moon brought in 152 million and the dark night brought in 153 million.... False
8==(,,,,)===D - ~ - ~ this is r Kelly peeing on you
Oh God, that's the area code I grew up in, the inland empire of SoCal. It's a joke around SoCal, they say "fear the 909"
"Both Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people... The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good." Stephen King agrees that the books are shit... i haven't read them but i can vouch for the first movie being absolutely horrible. They sparkle in the sunlight? ... really?... really?
5:07 i think i love you in a strictly platonic way.
lol twilight is a piece of shit
Twilight= World's biggest turnoff.'
If I was a dude and I heard that, my boner wouldv'e wilted too.
New Moon was the shit! Did you not see Jacob? Who was paying attention to the rest? Lol
It's stephenie's book and she can make the vampire be whatever she wants
no. she can't. she can modify it a little, but vampires already have established characteristics, ie: drinking HUMAN blood, burning/dying/getting hurt in the sun, NOT sparkling, things like that. stephanie meyer completely changed all of that and more.
5:07, twilight is notorious for poor artistic quality, especially the books. the actors aren't terrible (really only pattinson & stewart), but the plot, directing, and script is dreadful. It isn't real substance, its the same romance story played over in a different theme with vampires.
but don't do it. Whee. Everyone knows Mormons are weird and belong to a cult.
AHAHAHA 5:15 is better than the original text
what if they made a batman/twlight mix...FUCK
new moon beat the record of batman. twilight was last year.
Again, I never once mentioned Stephen King. I also didn't write "everyone"! I'm NOT a fan of Stephenie's and I have read all the books, but tell me you haven't noticed people on here making fun of writing, when a good portion have no idea how to spell!
This all can be cleared up very quicky.
Twilight sucks and it is never going away. Just like boy bands. Stupid people travel in large packs to spend their money on this shit.
P.S. @5:15 is hilarious
I think what their referring to is that twifglght made more on opening night. But batman has made more total and over opening weekend. So he's the man and twilight couldn't keep up
It didn't. Dark knight beat it by almost 18 mil
Grow up, people! If you don't like it, don't watch it! Also, why is it mostly illiterate fools who argue the book is poorly written? Ironic.
this is lame. what is with all of the boring texts being posted? if thats actually real, you may want to brush up on your skills if your guy got turned off easily.
First, ultimate facepalm for being distracted while getting sucked off next who cares since getting blown vs listening to a movie review is a fail
Haha I didn't know anyone from inland empire posted, REDLANDS!!
9:41, you are the reason that it is a turn off. Twilight beating batman wouldnt be that big of a deal normally. The only reason it is a big deal is that that twilight is supported solely by fans like you.
I was about ready to jump off a bridge when I heard that. Stephanie Meyer is the Antichrist.
Correction New moon brought in 142.3 million and the dark night brought in 153 million.
Yea i'd stop too. Cause twilught pisses me of so much that i would actually get turned off so much i would resent the girl im receiving head from, because i would forever relate her to that awful thought.
Who said anything about Steven King?? I said most people, and I meant the twats on here. Nice try, though.
Sad thing is that this was written by a straight guy thinking he is funny.
you must have been doing a shitty job bitch
take a dookie in his mouth
Twilight=fucking fantastic. Yeah it beat the reord!!!! Wooo!!!!!
Ass hole douche bags should watch twilight. There's a meaning behind it. It's about loving someone else more than yourself. Go get spraytanned and buy a new pair of white sunglasses and a new Ed hardy tshirt u fuck.