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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.

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i fucked a milf yesterday.

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i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.

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(425): View more from Washington

im bored tell me something entertaining

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You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.

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