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  • 95 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:34pm

    Dead babies. Morbid but works.

  • 87 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:14am

    I think about how they never told us whether Arnold's, from Hey Arnold!, parents died or not. It's still a fucking mystery.

  • 86 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:24pm

    your probably a weirdo

  • 89 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:11pm

    grandma playing baseball

  • 77 53
    Submitted by mpry on Nov 15, 10 at 2:51pm

    On the contrary, slaying pussy has an opposite effect on me.

  • 88 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:05am

    Why would you think about pussy?

  • 80 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:07pm

    funny, I think of Renee Zellweger

  • 79 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:51pm

    Pitcher of boiling water being poured on a freshly baked loaf of whole-wheat bread. Don't ask how I figured that out, but it works 90% of the time.

  • 87 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:33pm

    one of the few i laughed out loud about. hahah

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:29pm

    Funny, that's what I think of when I want to get a boner.

  • 73 73
    Submitted by BondDaddy on Nov 5, 10 at 10:39am

    Cakefarts

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:01pm

    i had a kid in my health class that announced this. probably him. oh, bergen county.

  • 83 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 9:10am

    "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten" hahahahaha

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:40am

    I haven't seen that show in like 8 years...

  • 76 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:10am

    babies with mustaches. I start laughing enough that I get distracted.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:20pm

    I live in Bergen County...(201) I'm ashamed.

  • 63 70
    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 17, 10 at 3:53am

    Redd Foreman.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by jltc on Jul 8, 10 at 10:53pm

    try epsilon delta proofs