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  • Have the baby shower, throw her down the stairs, and then sell all the gifts on ebay. Now that's what I call being thrifty

    Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Feb 21, 10 at 4:14am
  • Defintely throw me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:10am
  • You should gargle my unborns.. Atleast we won't have a pregnancy scare.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:04am
  • Messagenow is where it's at. beccy;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:13am
  • I feel ya.. Our convo was... " unlikley but if the pill doesn't work and I get pregant what do you want me to do" ....response " come over at once and fall down the stairs repeatedly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:58am
    • "You know what room would be perfect for this? The MC Escher room!"

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 21, 10 at 12:50pm
  • Raux. Music to fuck too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:23am
  • Honestly, you think the projects are bad you obviously haven't met the middle class white girls who willingly sees abortion as the sultion to never wearing a condom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:45am
  • Stairs with a rusty coat hanger up there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:15am
  • It's the girl choice what she wants to do so everyone should just fuck off. Just worry about you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:29pm
  • No one else wants to say it, but REALLY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:10am
  • Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:12am
  • Haha. First.

    Submitted by kaylinisfamous on May 3, 11 at 2:36am
  • You can't even spell disgusting so shut the fuck up. It's a damn joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:38am
  • You're diagusting at how trivially you treat such a serious issue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:43am
  • Apparently no one realizes they were children once, what if your parents threw you down the stairs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:14am
  • Best one ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:00am
  • Fuck you you conservative fucks stay the hell away from comedy and be boring somewhere else fuckers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:06am
  • Don't worry little nlgg the govt will pay for your foostamps

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:32pm
  • Pushing down the stairs is too abusive, just google chemical abortion, you can get most of that in a pharmacy.\n(Or you know, be mature enough to go get the abortion)

    Submitted by artnerd on Feb 21, 10 at 3:07pm
  • Everyone saying how it shouldve Been adorted clearly deserve lethal injection. By the way, I'm Liberal and definately not conservative but abortion is sick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:47am
  • Shut the fuck up 5:14 or I'll push you down the stairs like your parents should've

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:40am
  • So fucked up!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:45pm
  • oi would throw your baby in the shower! love you nitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 4:44pm
  • My ex gf got preggo twice on purpose trying to keep me around! Sorry to say but twice I had to take care of it. A shoulder while wrestling works best or a head butt to the FUPA!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:31pm
    • Dude, if your ex did that twice before you left, thank you for not letting your pathetic genetic coding get out into the world and go kill yourself now. You can do no good for humanity so just die already.

      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 21, 10 at 3:06pm
  • I bet this stuff happens in the projects daily. They are Always preggo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:13am
  • Real sarcasm.

    Submitted by mbourret1015 on Mar 1, 11 at 2:48pm
  • 12:31 that is so horrible!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:39pm
  • Ugh I think I'm pregnant there are signs everywhere. Somebody please push me down the stairs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 4:13am