Texts From Last Night · DDani's Favorites

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(410): View more from Maryland

Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar

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(315): View more from New York

dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.

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(207): View more from Maine

Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy

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(905): View more from Ontario

I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward

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(914): View more from New York

I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.

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