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(303): View more from Colorado

Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?

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Fuck you, my tits are fabulous

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(734): View more from Michigan

Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.

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Sadly that explains a lot.

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(602): View more from Arizona

OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!

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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.

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(906): View more from Michigan

A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.

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