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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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