Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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What exactly is the point of a mini dildo?
I'd be surprised if you didn't.
"mommy, this sucker tastes bad"
The mini dildos come in two flavors. The vanilla ones are 3" long, and the chocolate ones are 6".
Then the day after you can go door to door and tell everyone you handed them out and that you are the neighborhood registered sex offender.